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Danielle is live texting me the horribly gross things her roommate is saying over skype to her boyfriend.

part-timemessiah:

Cue vomit everywhere.

I’m honestly considering making a master post of “Shit my Roommate Says: Valentine’s Day Edition”

And then I might light myself on fire.  

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  1. tiny-buddha reblogged this from part-timemessiah and added:
    I’m honestly considering making a master post of “Shit my Roommate Says: Valentine’s Day Edition” And then I might light...
  2. littlegraybunny said: OH MY GOD TELL ME I love hearing the bullshit she says
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