Danielle and I are good friends.
Danielle: I love John Green, omgblahblahblah
Me: Yeah, he's alright.
Danielle: Alright?! Emma Frost is alright, and Armor, she's really mediocre.
Me: *allmycreys* Why do you cut me where it hurts?
Danielle: ...Because you love Al Quaeda.